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An acronym which means:
Tit
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Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.
Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
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a funny kid that will always make you smile. listens to all of your annoying life stories and can keep all of your secrets… sometimes! tall with dark hair, tim acquires the attraction of many other girls without trying. if a fried to him, it is easy to begin to like him for more. you may not think so but being friends with a tim is the best decision you will ever make. time make amazing lovers and will change you forever. he cares so deeply even though he may not show it all the time. never hesitate to tell tim anything, he will try so hard to make things work. tim is such an admirable person, he only deserves the best of everything; friends, lovers, events, gifts, parties. your love for a tim is everlasting but sometimes it isn't meant to be in a romantic way, or maybe it is! if its supposed to be it'll work out in the end but breaks are need for a tim and their lover. tim may show mixed feelings to you by showing interest in others you may like but also may be very close to. sometimes they don't realize so give tim a break. he tries hard to please others. tim is a very se;f conscious person but rarely shows it. he is tough on the outside but flaky on inside. tim deserves the world and noting less
girl: my best friend is so sweet. i think i like him but he has so many other hoes!!!
me: oh he must be a tim!
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Tim is our lord and saviour. Tim protects the members of the Cult of Tim and in return we spread his great name so that he can gain more followers.
Tim is very handsome and sexy. He is very intelligent and smart. He is powerful, all-knowing and all-seeing. Never betray the Cult or you will suffer his wrath. He is very strong and can kill you in a heartbeat. Do not mess with Tim, under any circumstances. Obey him, he is your eternal master. Tim is immortal and cannot be killed.
In his free time, Tim enjoys abducting children in his teddy bear outfit or his white ice cream van, as well as performing cult rituals, sacrificing virgins and goats, and goat virgins, and disloyal servants, visiting Whorge Services, commiting crimes and drinking the blood of the innocent (and not so innocent). He currently has a total of 69 girlfriends and many children.
"We must worship Tim."
"Everyone loves Tim."
"Tim values loyalty and dedication to the cult. Failure to respect his wishes leads to execution."
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An ADHD chicken on speed running around with its head cut off
Tim doesn't have a clue what he's doing
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acronym for trans-identified male commonly used by the TERF community to describe a group of people they consider unworthy of identifying as female.
ABBY: TIMs should be banned from attending women’s rights events.
REGINA: why? isn’t feminism about equal treament of all genders.
ABBY: shut your whore mouth you woman hating bitch.
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