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Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.
you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.
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only da hottest actress ever. currently datin brad pitt, i gotta admit jennifer anniston is hott, but no1 can beat angelina jolie.
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Weapon of Man Destruction
Latest casualties to the jolie: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
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Used to describe a woman above 7.
-chengman
Guy 1: look over there!
Guy 2: Holy Angelina Jolie!
Guy 1: Ohh shit! Brad Pitt!
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an american actress that makes even the most uptight, conservative women reconsider their sexuality on a daily basis by means of her luscious sofa-pillow lips.
otherwise known as the mother of bi-curiosity.
she is also famous for collecting babies from impoverished countries like friggin pokemon.
this woman is a goddess.
"i was watching angelina jolie-pitt in gia the other day...maybe i'm a little gay after all."
"i heard angelina jolie-pitt adopted a new baby from nam...gotta catch em all!"
"i'd love to, but i have to go home and sacrifice a goat for my angelina jolie-pitt alter."
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The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!
Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool
Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!
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The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
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