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the act of apologizing before you do something stupid
Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
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When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
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where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.
man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
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Is when a guy makes love to his angry lover as an apology by bringing back the excitement.
After having apology sex, Taylor forgives Kyle for cheating.
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A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.
Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.
Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!
An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)
Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.