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Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.
The most horrifying insult towards anyone imagined.
Henry: Your the biggest loser ever and no one seems to love you
Dirk: you work at applebees
ever since then Henry started drinking more crying when he was about to go to sleep, did inappropriate manners and furthermore Henry never lived life the same again.
u wurk at applebees means you are a loser and nothing but that and if you say it to somebody it will ruin their life.
Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
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When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
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Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.
Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010
You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.
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An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
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The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.
Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?
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