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It's national midget day. Say hi to your midget friend.
"Look at that girl, it's her birthday today. "
"But today's April 5th, the national midget day!"
"Well she is a midget."
"She is!"
A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics
Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??
April 5th is national “fin grows a pair of balls and Dylan punches them in their new sack day”
“Be careful. It’s April 5th. And Dylan’s right over there!!”
National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day
Hey dude what day is it?
Oh it’s April 5th
Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?
I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(