April 10th is national hate a hoe day. So if today is your birthday go out there and hate a hoe!
Friend 1: Fuck you.
Friend 2: What did I do?
Friend 1: It's April 10th aka hate a hoe day
Friend 2: Oh
You're probably a brilliant person and one of the most beautiful in the world.
Everyone who knows you falls in love with the amazing person you are.
April 10th is the day of the most beautiful girl in the world.
I was born on this fucking epic birthday, and assuming that you searched it up, you were too. People on this site say WOMAN were born but I'm a MAN, baby!~ Legends are born on this day: They party hard, piss like a rocket and are the laziest pieces of shit out there. (It's okay we all are.) People, especially by the names of Riley (Male variants welcomed) are the coolest ones born on this day!
Man 1: Brooo, did you hear that Riley was born on April 10th?!
Man 2: Hell nah I didn't man. Must be a legend though.
Man 1: Yes.
National send your girlfriend dick pics day
(girl): It’s April 10th
(boy): why didn’t you remind me earlier ;)