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In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.
See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.
Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.
The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.
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While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.
I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower
skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect
Damn man, i wouldnt mess with that bitch, she got them aquaman hands.
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When you dip your shaft in a bowl of maple syrup and then coat said shaft with a layer of high quality fish flakes. And then dip your penis into a fish tank and then let the fish suck on your pee pee until you squirt your juice into the fished habitat
Dude I’m totally going to aquaman blowjob your mom’s fish tank tonight!
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When a guy fucks a girl from behind, then fish-hooks her mouth from both sides with his hands, so when she tries to speak it sounds like she's calling Flipper.
The bitch was being quiet, so I decided to aquaman that hoe.
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Similar to spidermanning and supermanning it derives from a popular comic book character. "Aquamanning that ho" consists of fucking a ho from behind in a bathroom setting. To be more specific directly over the toilet bowl with a functioning flush mechanism. Immediately before ejaculation you slam that ho's head into the toilet water and proceed to flush during the skeeting process. This phrase is originated and copywrited by E. Right outta the ROC.
Aquamanning that ho can only be conducted on some down ass bitches or the dirtiest of dirt. (see aquaman that ho definition above.)
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As seen in sport and other pursuits, the setting and context of an action can mitigate or nullify entirely an unambiguously and unabashedly homoerotic act. Much as a pool full of Speedo clad men climbing over each other or a grassy field full of men in tight pants capriciously running about slapping each other on the ass can be excused under the thinly veiled guise of being water polo or baseball, claiming that the Aquaman rule is in effect (before, after or during) makes any act, no matter how ‘gay’, totally ‘chill’. The philosophical basis governing this that if you do any thing in the water it’s totally not gay because, you know, humans live on land.
“Hey did you guys ever notice how that one time I made out with a dude in the hot tub at the LXA house that it totally wasn’t gay because, you know, humans live on land… And like that’s the Aquaman rule, and it’s on Urban so its legit… and I’m totally into chicks?”
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