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The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.
Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?
Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.
Performing any sex move underwater
"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!
Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
An affliction commonly found in a millennial. It is when you are terrified of boats and cannot shower with the lights out. Also known as tremmeling Common symptoms include short arms and a love of teddy bears.
Sorry man I cannot go fishing, I have Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror.
A by-product of Sub-Aquatic Intestinal Venting is warm bubbles up your back
To have your thirst filled, like saying "I'm full" after eating a lot.
"I drank 2 liters just now man, I'm aquated"
"Can't drink any more, I'm aquated"
The accoutrements worn by the operator of a juicy female explosion.
Our date ended with me adorned by her aquatic jewelry