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Home of the University of cookie cutter bitches. Black spandex, boston accents, and sentences that end in a question. Asian guido douche rags chase these flappy pussy whores.
My rich dad says I should go to school in Ann Arbor because I'm a flaky whore cunt. Thanks LOL. BBM?
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Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.
I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself
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In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.
Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.
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Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.
Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.
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Ann arbor is a rather questionable City right next to the city of ypsilanti followed by detroit.most the games for that community are probably held there so that's why there's a lot of traffic from those other cities coming there.if your an African American coming from ypsilanti or any other race than white,you may feel uncomfortable there. The schools statistics show that the majority of kids there are white and very tiny amounts of other races and they call that being so called "diverse" however they are said to be the highest educated place in the country and has positive reviews,but you can still get a good and carrying education at ypsi.it may be a little lower but it will still get you to college and ready to be succesful. There's no reason not to go there only because there's a higher curriculum and there praised by the majority. If ycs schools not teaching you to be successful besides a job or being famous is a concern that should not be not be something to worry about. very famous people came from the ypsilanti-detriot area. You don't have to get a job or do a business you can sing dance act. Some of the parts of Ann arbor look poor or undeveloped.they have good stores,jobs,buildings but some or undeveloped or could fall apart;Alot of the buildings are over probaly 300 years old and is supposed to be based on a historing figure,and they never recraft any of it.
Ann arbor isn't the best or most comfortable place to go
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A school filled with fakes and assholes. Where people smoke in the bathrooms and fail their classes.
Arbor View High is a shit school
The believe that all wine should be as sweet as Arbor Mist and if it is not then it is a bad wine.
John: I'm drinking Pinot Grizio
Katlyn: Ew not sweet enough
John: Ahhh, perfect example of the Arbor Mist Bias