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to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others
Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?
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Used when there is an awkward pause and/or to start a conversation. Can be awkward depending on the individuals conversation skills.
person 1: ....
person 2: .... Do you have parents?
person 1: yes...?
person 2: cool.
person 1: ....
person 2: ....
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An expression that came about in Springfield, Illinois when a kid shouted at his friend, "You have two assholes!"
This expression is believed to show anger towards a friend, an enemy, or somebody you're just mad at.
Kid 1: You suck at Halo 3.
Kid 2: Well, you have two assholes!
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Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.
Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)
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When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.
Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!
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When you are talking to someone who is cooking food that smells nice.
Hello Joe, what you having nice?
When some hillbilly hits on you, the most favoured line they are to use on you is "You have a perdy mouth.", which means "You have a pretty mouth." after the compliment, there tends to be some drooling by said hillbilly along with an obnoxious wink and a YEHAW!
Z: oh hey thur' darling, breezin on thru on mah part of town? Wooooyi!
J: Yes, I'm from Toronto. Can you point me towards the direction of the nearest igloo?
Z: ..............
J: ......... um i sai-
Z: You have a purdy mouth.
J: ...
Z: Can I haff a picture of yer feet?
** J peppersprays Z**
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