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Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.
At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.
A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
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1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"
Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!
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A large penis.
The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.
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An extremely large penis.
Wow, that dude Larry, has a humongous dick! It looks like {a babies arm holding an apple!
A snippet of a lyric from the song by the 'Tubes.'
"What do you want from life?"
"A babies arm holding an apple."
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Having an extremly large penis.
John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!
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Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.
Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!
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