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something that is damn near impossible to find.
john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.
Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!
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When a woman's underarm surpasses her vaginal integrity to the point that it becomes her primary means of giving pleasure.
"Hey dude, did you bang that waitress? Tell me you at least got an Armpit Job"
"Yeah man I fucked her armpit. I came in seconds."
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Where a armpit get fucked by a dick
Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood
Do you ever shower? Your wild armpits present a danger to me and society.
Small masses of hair undderneath each armpit. Usually a dark colour such as Brown or Black.
WOAH you have some armpit shrubs fo!
CHAV!
Hammond, Indiana.
Drive through and see all the derelict factories and boarded-up businesses. There is a slow train that goes through that can stop traffic for quite awhile. Unemployment seems high, but property values are down. Buy the movie theatre in town for only $40K. Go Hammond!! Be careful, they have vigilant cops on a search for out of state plates.
Where's the armpit of Indiana?
Answer: Hammond
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Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.
"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."
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