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When you out of lemonade and tea so you piss and squirt your diarrhea into the pitcher mix it up and add splenda.
Good ol Leonard: Yo, Pete can we have some Arnold Palmer??
Good ol Pete: Im out of lemonade and tea, but I can make some Arnold Palmer Supreme!
The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.
Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.
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The act of swatting ones clit with your penis as you would a golf ball with a 5 iron
Marcie was quite Randy after buying uncut salami from the butcher Bob had to give her the ol pink Arnold Palmer
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The act of tea bagging someone while simultaneously squeezing lemon juice on their face.
In order to spice things up in the bedroom he gave his girlfriend an Arnold "Arnie" Palmer.
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A drink that is a spinoff to the drink "Arnold Palmer". The drink consists of Ice Tea, Lemonade, and Sunny D. The mix is 1/2 Ice Tea, 1/6Lemonade, and 1/3 Sunny D. The drinks name came from the a rumor that Phillip Seymour Hoffman likes to pee on people. The more sunny D and lemonade you add the drink will turn into an R Kelly.
That drink is so Arnold Seymour Hoffman Palmer
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When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.
“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”
1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers