Shitting at high power and/or speed, usually out the car window
"I got arrested after i started artillery shitting all over the highway
P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.
"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."
Yard art that comprises of hundred year old horse pulled agriculture equipment.
I was stuck in your driveway, your Amish artillery distracted me and I did not notice how icy it was.
When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
1. Rock Hard Battalion
Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.
Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!
Quite literally the best Brawlhalla player to ever exist. I have sparred against Artilleried before in my time, and even I, SandstormProBH could not even land a single attack on him as he proceeded to hit 3 consecutive Zero-To-Deaths on me. This guy is the best brawller to ever brawl.
"I once saw Artilleried play 3 stock Yuz in tournament."
A bunch of kids hired by another bunch of kids to throw eggs at at another kids house.
They usually have masks to conceal theia identity and use bikes for transportation.
These kids are often hired by school friend circle and school gangs to egg someone they don't like.
"you dude that kids house just got bombarded with eggs"
"yeah someone must have hired the egg artillery"