not a word. just sounds funny
u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head.
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An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)
He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome
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did you know that Archabald Asparagus is the silly song narrator?
The act of burning marijuana and inhaling it into your lungs through a pipe.
to: toke, smoke dope, get high, walk asparagus, ect.
A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)
Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)
Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)
a long slender little hoe who resembles an asparagus. bitch-like.
look at Thomas the asparagus over there. ha, loser
WWJDsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect
WWJD if He saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head?
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