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ass crack bandit

Someone who puts a coin down someones ass crack.

Man, I just got attacked by the ass crack bandit last night

by potledom January 13, 2014

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass crack of dawn

Redonkulously early in the morning. Often it is still dark out. Commonly used when one must wake up early after a night of drinking, or getting up to go on a trip. Also can be referred to "Oh dark hundred"

Person 1: "Dude, what time do we have to get up tomorrow?"
Person 2: "The freaking ass crack of dawn."

by K.Spence June 7, 2006

128๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 21, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass crack juice

After an intimate session of woman on top, her cum that makes its way down into a guys ass crack- reacting with his ass juice(sweat) to create an awful stench.

You'll need more than a casual shower to get rid of that ass crack juice.

by todd h November 30, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your ass is on crack

A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.

Damn dad, your ass is on crack.

by dantesdad April 14, 2021


goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish

by gold fish ass crack August 29, 2022


Ass Crack Hash

Ass Crack Hash is when a person shits and pisses in a bottle, then places a balloon over the bottles opening. The person then lets that bottle bake in the sun for a day. The following day the take off the balloon and inhale that balloon creating an almost LCD trip. There is a negative effect after doing so the persons breathe will smell like sewer or shit for a span of two weeks. Ass Crack Hash is more popular within Africa. Also known as Jenkin

My bro did that Ass Crack Hash the other week, damn I couldn't get near him from the smell of his breathe.

by Crer187 November 11, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž