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Julian Assange

verb (Julian Assanging; past Julian Assanged)
1. To release documents, cables, gossip, or other confidential information without the express consent of the information's creator.
2. Engaging in 'unlawful' sexual acts with a male or female partner(s) during the course of a honey pot operation as part of an international conspiracy to prevent instances of the first definition, usually while one or more partners is asleep.

1. When I found out Greg was sleeping with Jenny, I Julian Assanged the info to Bobby, Greg's boyfriend.
2. Last night I was totally with this hot chick. I mean she was like a 9, and I'm used to 4 and 5s. Anyway, when she was asleep I Julian Assanged her, but when I woke up the next day she was gone and my hard-drive was missing.

by The "Real" Julian Assange December 20, 2010

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Julian Assange

Julian Assange was born in Australia in 1971. He is a modern hero of our times.

Wen he was young he was a programmer, hacker/cracker and he is concidered to be an "internet activist". To day he is mostly known as the founder of wikileaks.org, a news web page that specialize in source protection and goverment secrets. The US stated that he was a terrorist and some called for his assasination.

In late 2010 he was arrested and thrown in jail in the UK, with no charge other than the Swedish police wanted to interview him about an sexual harrassment episode. The arrest has helped Assange to rise to an almost legendary status allready among civil rights movements for his sacirifice for the freedom of speech and a free press.

Julian Assange is allready a legend. If they made a movie about his life until now, it would probably be like "Wargames" combined with "Jason Bourne identity".

by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 8, 2010

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Julian Assange

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010

Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!

by Charles_U_Farley December 13, 2010

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To Assange someone

To send a dossier, or compilation of documents, to ruin someone.

To Assange someone: She stabbed me in the back so I Assanged her. What? I FedExd a dossier to her lover. Once she gets it... Wait and watch her world explode.

by FedEx ... Expediting karma July 12, 2011

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Menage Assange

The act of having sexual relations with more than one partner within a short period of time.

Where, upon discovering of the concurrent nature of your relations, the partners conspire to destroy your life.

Named for Julian Assangeโ€™s misadventures in Sweden which have seen him facing extradition.

Tom thought he was a bit of a player sleeping with two girls from his work in the same week.

It wasn't until they conspired to have him fired that he realised he'd had a Menage Assange.

by Smarticus101 August 20, 2012

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To pull an Assange

To slip off a condom on purpose.... after express orders have been given to use one (especially when done sneakily and behind a girls back!)

Background: Julian Assange, Wikileaks founder has been accused of taking off his condom after having been asked to use one and has actually been imprisoned and is likely to be extradited to Sweden for this nasty move.

The bastard pulled an Assange on me last night! Now I'll have to get the morning after pill....

He tried to pull an Assange on me! I slapped him in the face....

by ThorValkyre December 29, 2011

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Assange-Snowden effect

When someone carries out an accusation and is accused of the same fault.

Robert says someone in the other class stole Emma's phone and has been accused of being the thief. There's an Assange-Snowden effect going on here.

by Dr Drivel September 29, 2020