it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth
hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome
Retarded police man had assburger syndrome
A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this
A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome
The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you
Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!
a disease where you have burgers in your ass
"yo this cartman burger shit is delicious, i wonder what their secret is"
"it's because Cartman has Assburgers"
"wait what."
when you put meat between your cheeks so they’re the buns
last night he ate my assburger... he said it was better than shakeshack