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When a man gets fucked in the ass by a squirrel in a 135° angle repeatedly cumming in the assfucked man
“Man! Did you hear about that guy who got 135° assfucked by a squirrel?”
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A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note
"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"
"How about Assfuck Juice."
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When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.
I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.
1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense
You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.
When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.
" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"
A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.
I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.
There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.
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The place you are left after you drive for hours with a stranger on boatloads of date rape and you get raped...
She was left in assfuck nowhere.
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