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Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.
Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.
When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”
Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!
A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.
Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”
New employee of crap company: “???”
Old employee: “Your ASS ID”
New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”