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Pussy Asteroid

When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering

She felt like a shower after taking in that Pussy Asteroid

by Sunshower NC November 23, 2022


Bring The Asteroid

When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.

Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!

Ted: Bring The Asteroid.

by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023