zens._.edit._.attempts

A super cool editor who's the sweetest to ME aspen <33

"Ay heard of zens._.edit._.attempts?"
"Mhm! They're really cool!"

Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa

"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."

suicide attempt drop

To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.

"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."

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Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.

You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

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adding somes reallife name in an attempt to be funny

Also known as a dumbass talking shit behind a screen

Duh

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Attempted murder

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

Ashoesination Attempt

The throwing of a shoe at a World Leader, or shoeing. In many parts of the World, showing the sole of one's shoe or using shoes to insult are forms of protest.

Both Secretary Hillary Clinton and President George W. Bush have both survived their Ashoesination Attempts, with Clinton being the most recent.