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When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.
Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.
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When a man hasn't showered in a while and his ball sweat has dried to a pungent smell aroma reminiscent of a dusty attic.
Andy: "Dewey, I smell funky from skating all day and need to shower"
Tom: "I know, me too! I have attic balls!"
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1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.
2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth
"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"
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An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.
Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?
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Perceived to be demonstrating intelligence in an unfavorable arrogant way.
Dude, she thinks she knows everything! She's so wide in the attic.
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The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.
I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.
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