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A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.
There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."
When you're selling something online and some jamoke who's usually from somewhere where they haggle over fish at street markets comes at you offering 1/3 of your asking price or less.
Buyer: Would you take $40 for those Jordans?
Seller: Save it for the fish auction bruh.
When a person tells everyone who ever does the most damage to someone’s property gets the money
Ay hood auction at jacks house, whoever does the most damage gets 500$!!
describes the inability to avoid auctions and their accompanying behaviors. Auctionitis may be benign, where one may find an item which is necessary is cheapest at auction, or, acute where in combination with shopaholicism the sufferer experiences a painful, penniless, clutter-world where Oprah would be unwelcomed.
Please, extend my credit line so I can bid on that pair of Ferragamo boots, my auctionitis is acting up.