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august

august is a taylor swift song and that created the month august so everyone say thank you to taylor swift

person 1: hey what month is it
person 2: its the month taylor swift created, august

by connexion August 2, 2021


August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 May 1, 2020


August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020


August

Beautiful strong girl. Loves to listen to music and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Is a great independent girl but wants to share with someone but can’t find anyone that is able to handle her crazy no polar fun ass . Is great full for everything she got but still fights for more on her own time . Doesn’t care about any stupid or teacher that annoys her she will slap the shit outta someone. Looks for someone that can be supportive and has a big dick so suck hers she’s beautiful and sweet and crazy all I need in a good girlfriend. Caution will cut ur dick off.

August is crazy

by Bubble red July 4, 2018

8👍 3👎


Auguste

The coolest guy who is hot and swims fast.

Wow Auguste is fast and cool and hot

by Afakename April 3, 2021

7👍 3👎


auguste

French name for guys, usually tend to hate dutch people.

Auguste was right, dutch people are the worst...

by Jumpbridges May 22, 2017

22👍 23👎


August

a sorta nice and weird person. they're kind of tired like... all the time. they have a big attachment to anime and sushi. will ask for tea at your house.
. they draw stuff based on what they're feeling. they're extreamly gay and furry and will hug you ONLY with your permission. is awkward. they had a group of friends until this bitch named ariah fucked shit up and ruined their life. they are lonley but at least they still have some good friends left. 💕

"omg like august is such a bad drawer"

by helloworld101 April 10, 2019

4👍 2👎