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Boy: That girl is always aussie
Boy 2: What?
Boy: She's autistic
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A person, usually male, who is great at performing oral sex on a female partner.
Friend 1: John sure is hot, but I wonder if he's good in Austrailia?
Friend 2: He's a wonder down under. I'd say he's god-damn Austrailian!
Friend 1: I love me an Aussie.
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A member of the female race who possesses disproportionately unattractive above-the-waist features compared to the "Southern hemisphere" of her body, i.e. legs and ass
"Dude, that chick is hot!"
"Nah man, she's just an Aussie... Keep your gaze low, though, and she'll do just fine."
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Another word for an Australian; a person usually living in Australia or whose parent/s are Australian. There are many stereotypes for Australians, such as them drinking too much beer, being dumb and ugly, all of them being farmers, living in the outback, riding kangaroos to school/work and having pet koalas, always wearing singlets and thongs (the shoes, that is!), using slang all the time, eating wombats and kangaroo, and overall being an idiot that nobody likes. Despite what many non-Australians might think (especially Americans), THIS IS NOT TRUE. While some Aussies may use slang, some may be farmers, and most drink beer, the majority of us are just like any other Western culture, such as in America or New Zealand.
Many great celebrities are also Australians, including Delta Goodrem, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Elle MacPherson, The Veronicas, Olivia Newton-John, Paul Hogan and Lleyton Hewitt.
* This is a false stereotype of an Aussie -
Jacko: G'day, mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie, mate!
Stevo: Bloody beaut idea, mate!
* This is something more true-to-life -
Tom: Hey, Kate! How are ya?
Kate: Yeah, good. Have you seen Daniel around lately, by any chance?
Tom: Nah, not for a while. Didn't he say he was going to some party or something?
Kate: Yeah, you're probably right.
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Someone that is Australian 🇦🇺🦘. That lives in Australia. They tend to use Aussie slang for example G’day mate is Australian slang.
Person 1: we went to Australia for the Christmas holidays
Person 2: cool I heard Aussies are really nice
An alcoholic drink derived from the University of Toledo. While exact measurements are not known, ingredients are as follows:
Vodka
Triplesec
Lime Juice (Lemon juice may be used as a substitute)
Fruit Punch (Generic Kroger brand is the best)
Even if I did tell you the exact measurements, I'm sure you'd forget them after the 1st drink.
Jarrett tossed me a water-bottle of what I thought was fruit punch, but it turned out to be an Aussie!
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An Aussie is a bloody true blue Australian and can drink forever. Aussie's excelle in all sports, they can wear anything up to singlets flipflops and footy shorts we love pies and our sheala's. They hate Yanks!,Pomies,Sheep Shaggers{NZ}, Wogs,Lebos,Bogens and anyone else who thinks they have bigger dicks.Were good at war saveing asses and will fight till the death to protect the commonwealth. Also have mates named Sammo,Davo,Beno,Zazza and varies others.
Kato: That Beno the Aussie has a huge wanga he must have the Australian factor.
Shazza: Yeah those Australians do have big wangas.
Sammo: Oi pull up a chair and have a stubbie with me and watch the pomies get there balls handed to them.
Robbo:Fuck yeah mate pass the pies
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