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The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.
Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.
Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.
Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!
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The ATX, Hip-Hop capital of the world. Nigga
Im gonna hit up the ATX and bounce with my niggas
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music capital of the universe
-a thousand bands a night
-a million drunks a night
we saw a thousand bands and a million drunk people while we were in austin, tx
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Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.
"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"
Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX
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A shithole “city” that is a capital of the shithole state of TexASS. This “city” is where you can find dumb rednecks in lifted trucks and soy eating leftists and whiny preppy bitches forming up like Voltron to piss you off if you are actually smarter than the average americuck. Also people here are a bunch of annoying socio-economic lane enforcer meaning if you are broke, they want you to stay broke. People in LOSStinare very pretentious, pompous, nasal and annoying. People here also can’t drive for shit. Fucking dipshits will be in the left lane going 55 in a fucking 70 in their ugly ass Tesla or Prius and because of that, all the fat, micro-penis hicks and spicks in lifted trucks go blasting down the right lane going 95 mph running merging traffic off the fucking road. And the worst drivers in TexASS all drive shitty Teslas, Toyotas, Fords and Chevys. Fuck LOSStin, TexASS!!!! That useless overgrown suckburb can get ravaged by 50 EF5 tornadoes like the one that hit Jarrell in 1997 and take out all the illegals, bean farters, white trash and house niggers.
Austin, TX is really called LOSStin, TexASS because trying to make any money in that shithole “city” results in a loss of sanity!