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Native of Australia, there are good Australians and there are bad ones, let's just leave it at that.
1st Norwegian: "Those Aussies aren't such bad people after all."
2nd Norweigan: "Except those who lock up children in jail."
1st Norwegian: "True."
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Australia was a rich country filled with very unique flora and fauna such as the megafauna but the invasion of the English saw a lot of the native fauna killed, including the aboriginals, Now there are less than 4% authentic aboriginals left in the country and that is being generous.
The Howard administration saw a lot of Australian's turn to trade job's to fuel the production industry. Australia, although being mostly desert has a strong industrial side with the majority of the population working in factories or similar. The Rudd administration will see a large influx of immigration and a further emphasis on education, instead of old people and 'grunt' jobs.
Globalisation has had a dramatic effect on Australia. The food we eat for example mainly consist of export from America and Coles Myer (an American company) making our main foods; pies, pasties, hot dogs and hamburger as well as Coca Cola leading to a huge increase in obesity.
Figures have been stated that less than 50% of Australian's would have a high education. Australia is a highly Anglo-Saxon religious country. This is coming from a 13th generation Australian.
Australian:
Watch Today Tonight or read a newspaper.
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Vicous dinosaurs that appear in kid shows, eat baby brains, and rapes numerous children at once and then eats them afterwards. They are also from Australia and all of them wrestle crocodiles and die by being stung by sting rays.
Those Australians there are being so annoying!
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the great land down under.... of coarse when you give this saying to some idiot teenage boy somewhere in the northern hemisphere, he imagines all of these new words he can make with it. i.e the australian kiss, australian buttchug, australian deathgrip, australian butt rub, australian dj, australaian hat hair. if you are to look up any of these words at any time on this website, you will find that these all have one thing in common, yeah that's it...down under. ...or in someones nether regions, or pussy or asshole or cock, or cunt or dick or snatch or whatever the hell you call your genetiles. By me, it sounds pathetic and is something that will give me and I'm positive many others, the impression that you are an arrogant little prick that spends his time checking out hoes at house parties every weekend laughing up jokes about hoes, possibly related to hoes and wishes he was a hoe himself.
AUSTRALIAN KISS URBAN DICTIONARY
Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina.
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The word Australian is an alternative word for Skips, Kangaroo Bangers or Kangaroo Fuckers.
Joe: Where are you from?
Aussie: I'm a Kangaroo Banger
Joe: Oh so your an Australian. That is nice.
Australian AustraliaSkipKangaroo FuckerKangaroo Banger
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a sex act where a person is licked from the back of the neck to the tailbone in one long lick.
Guy 1: I heard you making your girlfriend moan loudly last night while i was in the living room, what did you do to her?
guy 2: I gave her an australian as a birthday gift last night
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Make a female wet in her sexual parts by spitting in your hand and rubbing it in
It was a quicky so I used some australian charm