Mickey Avalon

Jewish rapper from Hollywood Boulevard in California and former prostitute-hustler-junkie. He has gained a cult following on the internet, thanks to his MySpace.com page and his personal page (http://www.mickeyavalon.com). His song "Jane Fonda" deserves to be the number one song in America.

Join our grassroots campaign to make Mickey Avalon's track "Jane Fonda" the number one song in America!

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Avalon, NJ

Avalon, NJ is a small town just below Ocean City, NJ in South Jersey. It’s considered the Hamptons of N.J. and only the rich wealthy white people from The Main Line go to Avalon. Avalon which is “Cooler by a mile.” The lifeguards a bunch of prep kids as it runs by a white father and only his kids friends can join.

21st Street is where all the prep kids meet up at 8pm then heads towards the beach and make out together. Although it anti a party unless the cops that are 18 come and stop them. A true Avalon Girl is a wealthy skinny brunette that’s a bitch and thinks she is the shit, although if your an ugly guy don’t worry, they can’t see you at night.

Popular slang words come from Avalon like “ Let’s watch the submarine races”

1: Hey brother, let’s go to Avalon, Nj this summer!
2: yea let’s go maybe I can watch the submarine races with Katherine
1: yea if the cops don’t come

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Avalon, NJ

Avalon is a small town located between Sea Isle city & Stone Harbor. It’s the greatest shore town to ever exist. Make sure to leave your morals and behavior on the Garden State Parkway before you arrive. If you’re not attending Whitebrier Happy Hour on a Saturday then you’re a complete asshole. If Fred’s isn’t delivering Dom to WBHH- chances are you’re a ROOK. Do you even go here ?

I’m not not going to Avalon, NJ Whitebrier Happy Hour.

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Toyota Avalon

Toyota's full size sedan. With the ability to have everything imaginable loaded on it, it is by far the best ride out there. Drives like a dream floating above the asphalt.

I drive a Toyota Avalon and it's the best.

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Avalon Centrifuge

Avalon Centrifuge is a character introduced in LittleBigPlanet 2. He is a well known face in the science sector, as the inventor of science itself, and of ingenious furry inventions, robots disguised as animals. He is the Creator Curator and dictator of Avalonia, a city in the skies that he treats as labs and as home.

Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.

Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki

Clive Handforth: Hello Science Face.

Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.

I call it home.

That's enough! It's business time.

Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.

You shall become a pilot.

I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!

Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.

We've talked about this.

Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.

Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.

Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?

Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?

Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.

Clive Handforth: Oh.

miggy avalon

a super hot singer and a former male prostitute

Winston: Wow, did you hear that song by Miggy Avalon?
Bryce: Yeah, "My Dick" is such a good song!

avalon campground

A place were you wanna party and play man hunt with friends of Josh, Matt, Ang, Brian, Dylan, Steven, and Shane, Avalon also has a part called "Me Swamp" Shanes house

Avalon Campground: Josh: Yo Matt wanna go to Shanes swamp and fart on his cousins?
Matt: Only if we play some hard ass volleyball with my Dad.