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Hyprocritical posuer. She thinks she a rockstar by covering Metallica and dressing "punk" but she is really just another popstar just like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. Her pop-rock act is immitated by Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff. Thanks to her all of the tennyboppers and popstars are wearing studded belts and arm warmers. Marketed by MTV
"You come over unannounced
dressed up like you're somethin' else" -Complicated
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A generally sleazy, stupid, and untalented little girl who aspires to be a singer, actress, clothing, and perfume designer and fails miserably in all four of the aforementioned categories. She does not write her own songs and has been in lawsuits for stealing lyrics. She sucks at acting. Her clothes are something that tween girls going through an identity crisis would wear, and her perfume smells absolutely vile. Overall, she has no talents to speak of and all she does is make herself look ridiculous by trying to do stuff she obviously sucks at.
Avril Lavigne should call her new perfume "essence of untalented whore".
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Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms.
All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further!'
Gave both punk and Canada a bad name.
Is Avril good? No.
Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.
Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets.
Me: Fuck off.
Avril: Omg you biatch! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy.
Me: BANG!
No more avril. yay.
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A famous singer who is just... herself. Her music is actually pretty good compared to her peers. She really IS the best damn thing.
Avril Lavigne: Hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess!
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An excellent singer and song writer who is dating that guy from Sum 41 (so hot). She is real punk because she wears ripped clothing and says so. Greatest music ever.
Avril Lavigne is awsome and so is Canada.
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She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour! GO AVRIL GO!
Me: OMG Guess What!!!
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!
ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?
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canadian that thinks she's so badass and that the color pink is "so totally emo and punk!"
omg, i just bought pink highlights from avril lavigne's fashion line cause im so incredibly punk
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