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The act of being up all night and then getting baked the following morning when most people would be waking up. This would be between the times 0700 to 1200.
This one is for Zane.
Going to a party till the early morning, arriving home while everyone else is on their way to work. Getting in and start toking... awake and bake
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When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks
Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.
the rule where by which if alot of people are sleeping in one room and you wake up and people are having a conversation you shouldnt be hearing u announce ur awake-ness
sally: and then greg heard everything and told jack, i cant believe him
alison: i cant believe it, what about the awake rule!?
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Where you get drunk but unfortunately don't fall asleep and have to suffer through the sobering process.
Pat: Dude, I couldn't fall asleep after drinking last night.
John: You had your first awake-over.
Pat:...
Pat:Tool.
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An Olde English 40 with a Sparks or red bull mixed in. Delicious, nutritious, and really really cheap.
"Yo I'm fucking broke and tired but I wanna get drunk."
"Get an awake in the hood, dumbass."
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“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.
As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”
The voice you use when you boss rings and your still in bed, thus the boss thinks your either awake and working or out on the road.
The Boss rang this morning. I was still in bed and had to use my BEST AWAKE VOICE.
He thinks I'm working hard... lol..
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