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BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.
At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.
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that awkward phase of a trans person's life (most commonly seen in the teenaged FTM community, usually before hormone therapy) where they think everything revolves around them and the fact that they are trans.
In this stage, they will usually complain far too much about their appearance, family and what the therapist told them to do to cope with their dysphoria.
They may also assume that every weird look they got, every time they get refused something and basically every single bad thing that happens is because they're trans. They generally underestimate how accepted they actually are in society and feel like they'll never be able to prove their gender.
They can be very draining for those around them, thanks to their negativity. They may also choose to invalidate their friends' care, simply to fit their view that the world is against them.
Usually people with baby trans syndrome grow out of it and flourish into any other self-assured trans person once they realise it's cringe to complain about every single person who misgenders them.
"Hey, my friend came out as trans a couple months ago and he keeps going on about how much he wants a dick so he can fuck me"
"Oh don't worry it's just the baby trans syndrome! Also um... what?"
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also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.
Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!
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The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.
Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!
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(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.
I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.
When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.
You crazy bitch, slow down so the baby doesn't get sloshen baby syndrome.
When an infant is repeatedly kicked untill an unconcious state is reached, then continued untill fatility occurs.
Mary is in jail... she went all kickin baby syndrome on her daughter last night.
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