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Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
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When you fuck someone from behind and blow your load on their back,then you slurp it outta their ass crack....then quickly spin them around and feed it to them like a baby bird!
The only way my girl will swallow my load is if I baby bird her!
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The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)
The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
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using peanut butter to lubricate ones hand for anal fist-ing
After baby birding that guy the other night my hand looked just like a freshly hatched bird
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When you cum in your girlfriends mouth, she swallows it and pukes it back into your mouth and you swallow it.
Hardcore snowballing "Baby bird"
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when you throw up into your girlfriends vagina
"honey i want to try something really kinky, its called the baby bird"
"what is it?"
"well first i :BLARGHH!!:"
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"its the baby bird sweetie, dont be a prude"
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A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
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