When you put your dick right next to her asshole causing the cum to splash everywhere.
You cannot believe the cleanup I had to do after I backsplashed this girl last night.
When you are drunk and hitting a girl from behind and finish on her back. Then due to your drunkenness fall on her back slashing your jizz between your bodies.
“Dude you k ow that chick from the bar I took home”
“Yeah dude you were fucking drunk thought”
“Yeah well it caused me to do a backsplash”
When mid fuck missionary, you flip her over and finish on her back
Man I just gave my wife a creamy backsplash. Little did I know she meant the tile for our kitchen.
To get sharted on while eating someone’s butthole.
I got backsplashed after when my face got deeper in her butt.
A phenomenon that occurs when a man pulls out to ejaculate, but doesn’t clean all the semen off the tío of his penis. When he goes back in for round 2, there is a little semen left that gets the girl pregnant, thus creating a backsplash baby.
Dude 1: I got her pregnant again man. But I could’ve swore I pulled out.
Dude 2: Did you go back in for round 2?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Raw?
Dude 1: Duh.
Dude 2: Lol. Then it’s probably a backsplash baby.
A strategic sexual maneuver indigenous to Iowa where and unsuspecting female partner participates in home renovations before being drawn into a coaching moment. Once engaged in the feedback the man unloads on the back of her head and the material she is working on at the moment. This act concludes by telling the female parter "breaks over, back to work"
Diana thought she was going to help remodel our basement until Andrew and I maneuvered a tile backsplash on her dome.