eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

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eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

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eat a bag of dicks

A sentence used to describe anger towards a fellow employee, friend or boss

You were late and u still left before us, Eat a bag of dicks
-adding an exclamation point helps to intensify this comment

Your paycheck is bigger then mine,
maybe if u actually worked!
Eat a bag of dicks!!!!

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punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

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Bag o' Dicks

Bag O' Dicks = Contains multiple meanings in certain contexts

A phrase demonstrating the "speaker" wants to issue more than just his penis for sucking to the receiver.

Worse than "Suck a Dick," "Bag o' Dicks" refers to sucking more than one.

This phrase can also refer to the way one looks in a negative fashion. He looks like a "Bag o' Dicks."

The sub-skill that one shows in sports: "He is playing like a Bag o' Dicks."

Bag o' Dicks can also stand in for key cuss-words such as bullshit, fuck, god damn it, and son of a bitch.

Brian: (Stubs his toe and yells) Bag o' Dicks!!!!

Brian: (Watching the Sixers play) Jesus, these guys are playing like a Bag o' Dicks.

Brian: Is that a Bag o' Dicks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Brian: Whats wrong, you been sucking a Bag o' Dicks recently?

Brian: Bag O' Mothafuckin Dicks!

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eat a bag of dicks

A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.

Well, you can eat a bag of dicks.

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soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

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