baked

to smoke a shit load of weed.

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.

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baked

Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?

I love homemade baked brownies.

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baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

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baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

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bakes

This word was originated in California aka the Yay. It means ya bootie!!!

Like the guys like it when you pop bakes !!!

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bakes

A nickname for Kevin Bacon.

Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?

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Baking

When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse

emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul

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