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A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"
hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.
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Variation of the mullet, usually the result of having a ponytail throughout the 20's-30's and using a rubber band - resulting in being bald on the top whilst having mullet characteristics in the back.
Steve Howe (guitarist) is well on his way to sporting a bald eagle.
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When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.
phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.
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The art of going down(oral sex) on a woman who has no pubic hair.
A Bald eagle diver is an evolution of the muff diver.TIll this day a very important part of a womens needs. So remember to pratice this old and very fine art.
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When you cum in someones ass and the next shit they take comes from down south. It has a white head and a brown body resembeling the southern bals eagle.
Mary and Mike were having sex. she was complaining so mike wisperd hold on bitch. The next shit she took was the exact replica of the southern bald eagle.
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After eating a bunch of yellow skittles, a male gets a blow job, and right before he cums, spits a big yellow stream right on her nose. After doing this he continues by blowing a load all over her face. This should give her the Classic yellow nose and white face of a bald eagle.
Awww dude did you see all the cum on Laura's face? She was totally given an Angry bald eagle.
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The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce
I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all
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