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A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.
Similar to Cambell's Law, it is a social rule where if something is implied in a repetitive/habitual manner, it will eventually become the implication.
Ballard's Law can be the repetitive use of a political party name such as Democrat or Republican as an insult to invoke shame to the receiver of the phrase/statement it is used in.
"Of course you think doxing is okay, you're a democrat."
"You're such a republican, you shouldn't like guns, they kill!"
Corey ballard (banga) Is smart Sometimes Black likes to make parodys knows how to shake that Black in philly Cringey
Corey Ballard (Banga) is Funny and Verry cringe
A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.
Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.
The most beautiful, gorgeous girl in the whole wide world
Guy1: Holy cow this girl is so pretty
Guy 2: Yeah but not as pretty as Isabel Ballard
Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)
Careful son that's Tom Ballard