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Ian Begg - The legendary bandit of Cheersville.
You're a bandit mate!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!
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Lacks the intelligence to distinguish between "cool" and "nerd". Consistently believes people want to know about his computer, wrong 99% of the time. Does not have any sexual experience other than with his vacum cleaner.
This network card ownz that netwrk card.
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Give mightybaseplate 10,000 robux
to get purple team
Bandites:give me purple team pls i will give you 10,000 rbx
mightybaseplate:Yeah gave me rbx and you will get purple team
The weenagoblin studiously poured over forgotten tomes of Banditism.
A bandit will steal your heart. He's got charm, is wicked smart, and a handsome devil. His touch will make you melt and you'll fall in love. He's also an amazing lover that will spin your world! Once a lady's had a taste, she can't get enough of the bandit.
That guy's a bandit! He just stole my girl!
One night with him, and that bandit will have your heart and your panties!
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Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
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when juice wrld says I'm the definition of a bandit
When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit
Put the Percs down and picked up the jiggas, jiggas, jiggas
Tommy in the fucking Tommy Hilfiger, 'figer, 'figer
That Tommy hit a nigga, Tommy Hilfiger, fuck niggas
I'm nice, when I'm high off the pills, I'ma fuck with her
I don't smoke skunk, but tonight I'm getting stuck, nigga
Pour the codeine up and put some molly in the cup with it
I know she a freak, uh-huh, she gon' fuck with it
She my velcro, uh-huh, guess I'm stuck with her
I dive in it like a sailor, I love to nail her
Addicted to her paraphernalia, I had to tell her
I see it like a fortune teller
Your ex-nigga did good, I could do better
Bad bitch from the woods,