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Banjoed

(adj) The resultant state of mind from overindulgence in an intoxicating substance.


Origin: Scally Crew Wisbech. Due to their spread thoughout the united kingdom (usually though dodging the law) The word has also spread

Kev, I am so fucking banjoed.

by Wizzer Kev April 24, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


banjo

an instrument with steel strings which can also be used to castrate or strangle wannabe ganstah homo thug cocksuckers.

I took the string off my banjo to cut the little nuts off of that crack head 50 cent.

by Publicenemytribe January 17, 2004

58๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


banjo

Used in part as a greeting to a friend, Native to a small part of yorkshire and shortend from the word Banjomofo.
Used in conjunction with the term Shabba in reply and acknowledgment to a friend or well wisher (see example).
Also shortend into Banj.

Friend 1: "Morning Banjo!"
Friend 2: "Alright Shabba!"

Friend 1: "Banjo"
Friend 2: "Shabba"
Friend 1: "Shabba Banjo"

Friend 1: "Fancy a pint after work Banj?"
Friend 2: "Too right shabba!"

by Fyrewyre October 28, 2006

49๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


banjoed

where a higher skilled established person is beated by a lower skilled ruffian. This results in lowering of social status of skilled player.

That guy got banjoed
I dont want to be banjoed
...to run the risk of being banjoed

by Barry Hand May 1, 2004

14๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


banjo

The small strand of skin that joins the Kojack to the Rollneck on an uncircumcized male sexual organ

Last night I was procreating with a member of the female gender, when she took my organ in her mouth and licked my banjo

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

64๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


banjo

the most beautifulest boy ever. everything about him is perfect

banjo is so pretty

by mellisa avery November 30, 2021


the banjo

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.

Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.

by Donald A. May 11, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž