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Noun. A surly, pretentious, unattractive barista employed at a corporate coffee house who displays heaping amounts of hubris, judgment and attitude when it comes to your lack of knowledge about their sizes and specialty drinks.
"That Ratchanista Barista got all huffy when I didn't know what a Grande Caramel Machiatto was and she gave me an attitude."
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Degrees in English, Philosophy, the arts and anything that ends in 'Studies' (Gender Studies, Middle Eastern Studies, etc). Pretty much guarantees you'll be making $5 coffee for someone with a STEM or business degree.
I should have listened to my counselor and majored in Civil Engineering. This barista degree in Feminist Theory is only good for a job at Starbucks...
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a female who serves coffe n shit in a bikini.
The bikini barista said she'd take her bra off for a buck
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One who urinates in a private or public bathroom and does not flush the toilet, thereby leaving a frothy cup of piss in the urinal or toilet, resembling a yellow cappuccino.
The Bathroom Barista just made a fresh pot! Be sure you flush before you go.
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Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.
Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"
Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."
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A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?
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When a Starbucks Barista gets fed up with things and or customers.
"Get me a quad-double half calf, non-fat, no sugar, Xtra Carmelli, Mochiato with a whole milk float." Reply: "I ain't your Barista Bitch!"
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