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a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.
Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?
Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me
Ben: the barker effect strikes again
A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.
I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.
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(n.) Very talented, former Blink182 drummer. He used to be so awesome. Then he left Blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous MTV reality show, and joined the very odd Transplants, who kinda suck.
Newlyweds, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, and then Meet the Barkers.
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an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.
Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.
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An amazing guy who is willing to give everyone the benefit of the doubt. He’s sees the good in everyone and everything. He would stop to help anyone in need, without anything in return.
He is funny and quite inappropriate at times, but he always makes the people around him laugh. He doesn’t always say what he means, but he has the best intentions.
He’s cute, but not so cute that you wouldn’t want to bring him home to your mothers. He’s kind and reasonable. He will always open his mind to other ideas and opinions. He is not only willing to grow but wants to better himself always.
He can be too hard on himself, but he’s an exceptional guy! You want a Nick Barker in your life!
Is your life fulfilling? Well it will be once you meet a Nick Barker.
A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.
Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate
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Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.
Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker
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