Baseball is a retarded American sport. I say this because it is unbelievably boring and has no set time limit. Furthermore, Baseball allows players to use steroids freely, and still honor them as "greats".
It is embarrassing to admit that Baseball is our national pastime, lame.
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the most boring sport in the world next to golf and nascar
i'd rather watch the grass grow other than play baseball
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The poor man's Cricket.
How Baseball was created:
You wanna play cricket?
Yeah, I have a ball tell someone to get a bat.
No one has a bat.
Is that a stick lying on the ground?
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The sport with the highest paid players and the wealthiest teams. The Kansas City Royals (One of the worst teams in the MLB) have a higher payroll than the Miami Heat. I love Baseball anyway!
Dude 1- "Did you hear that A-Rod signed a 10 year 252 million dollar contract?!"
Dude 2- "HOLY FUCK, Baseball players get paid so much!"
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The only sport in the world, where porfessional athletes get paid to do nothing. Worst game on earth to watch on television. No sport can be anymore retarted when an MLB Player gets paid $100,000,000 for 5 years to hit a rolled up thread with a piece of wood, get injured 7 games into the season, still get paid for that year, play a shitty season the next year, then decides to retire on the 3rd year, because he's past his prime, and still get paid for the years he's not playing.
Mike: Hey Spence, did you watch the baseball game yesterday?
Spence: FUCK NO!!! I watched 2 games of hockey within' 1 game of baseball! Baseball's shit man, get your head on right!
Mike: No man, i was just checkin' to make sure you didn't watch any baseball, cause if you did, i'd have to beat the shit outta you right now man.
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The most amazing sport ever created. It requires a tremendous amount of athletic ability and mental understanding. People who think baseball is easy and boring obviously have never played and realize that their own sport sucks ass.
*Person 1 talking to someone else*
Person 1: Dude, I hit a walk off grand slam the other day!
Person 2: Baseball is gay! It's boring as hell and so easy!
Person 1: Oh yeah? Why don't you try to play then?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to look like a fag.
Person 1: No, you're a fag because you think soccer is
more than just running around and kicking a ball for 3 hours.
Person 2: You don't know shit about soccer
Person 1: Actually I do, I played it until I finally noticed that it sucked.
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A very overrated sport with a bunch of f boys who all think they are the coolest people ever and walk around like they own the world. When in reality they are just rude and annoying people with bigger butts than girls
Baseball is a sucky overrated sport
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