basil

A unit of measurement for a girl's weight, usually around 110 lbs.

Matt: I can't believe I banged that chick last night...
Kyle: What the fuck dude!?! She was at least three basils!

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basil

probably some type of fucking shy quiet boy or are you some plant

person 1: hey, what is basil
person 2: there are 2 definitions of basil.

basil

MY LITERAL BEST FRIEND- LIKE SHES AMAZING STUNNING GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ETC- SHES A BIG BRAIN GIRL. SQUARE UP IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME, WE’LL KIDNAP YOUR INTESTINES AND ORGANS. ISTG SHES AMAZING 🐓🖐🏻 LUV HER TO DEATH XOXO

me: basil is my best friend-

my friends: *them annoyed that I’m telling them this for the 5th time today* just stfu-

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basiled

to be puzzled or bewildered over something amazing or astonishing, and get covered in basil simultaneously

Like baffled fused with dazzled.

Those golden gates are too amazing, i can't believe they exist, this is too amazing to comprehend, oh no I'm covered in basil. I just got basiled by those amazing, golden gates.

Stop basiling me, I'm trying to think

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Basill

Indian tech support person, will rape small children as a hobby and forgets his Nandos chips at Tunzafun.

'Oh look! it's a Basill on the phone for you, says he needs your social security number to fix your laptop'

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basilitis

To seem brain dead, and/or lazy.

Man I don't feel like thinking or working today. I got that basilitis bad.

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Basile

The most.

The most I'd pay for that idiot basile is, the world.