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A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.
-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"
The Angela Bassett Moment:
This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!
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A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.
"Dude did you tap that?"
"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."
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Bassett High School is a shitty school in a small shitty town in Virginia. The principals suck ass and the teachers are ass. It’s a complete dishonor to go to this school.
A: Oh you go to bassett high school?
B: Yeah…
C: so you’re poor.
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Look!! What is that!! It's a bird! Its a plane! no! it's Jeff in his audi! yes that's right. An audi driving, diabetic, weight lifting force of nature. Unstoppable in any way imaginable physically, mentally, verbaly. He can do it all. ladies look no further then the Jeff Bassett.
"You know what I feel like today John"?
"what's that pat"?
"I feel like a Jeff Bassett"
"oh damn"
charlotte and joshua bassetts son franklin is a teddy bear with black glasses and red high tops.
franklin bassett is adorable and loving
singer/songwriter with the popular EP: crisis/secret/set me free
plays ricky bowen on high school musical the musical the series
could be defined as both the "cutest most boo bear babygirl" or "girl dinner"
advocate for mental health on his platform, shares his life with fans on discord, deserves an apology from the world.
loml and husband.
person 1: "Did you see that new picture of joshua bassett where he's all wet?"
person 2: "Oh my god yes! Joshua Bassett is the hottest man alive."
disney actor, super underrated singer/songwriter
dated Olivia Rodrigo.
was in HSMTMTS which was only good in season 1.
person 1: have you watched HSMTMTS?? joshua bassett stars in it!
person 2: i know!