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The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!
The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.
Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.
Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.
It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.
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a brush like objest used to baste nipple kind of like a turkey.
i found a nipple baster in david's top drawer.
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Someone who teases heavily with intent to arouse sexually. Getting a woman wet before sex.
You turkey baster! (said while being sexually teased)
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when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted
Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven
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