Defend a Furry Day is a day on the 28th of November in which you can defend any furry from any attacker, since the 27th of November was Beat a Furry Day you now can defend a furry.
Guy 1: It's Defend a Furry Day, let's go defend that furry from being beaten up by a scumbag.
Guy2: Yeah, sure!
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A fake day made by furries so that they could get hugged on either November 28th or December 5th. During this, you are allowed to use self defense against furries and avoid hugging them.
Dan fought back multiple furries yesterday. They tried to hug him on Hug a Furry day.
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On December 31st, you MUST become a furry. No matter what you do, you will have to become a furry.
Jake: Hey dude, its Become a furry day, so lets become furries. Damien: ugh fine, it shouldn't be that bad.
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Respect furries day. This day is on the 35th November, on this day people all across the world will be forced to respect furries.
I upvoted that post about furries because it's national respect furries day and I'll be cancelled if I dont.
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On December 31st, you will become a furry. There is no getting out of this. You will become a furry for the rest of your life no matter what you try to do.
"I'm scared because its become a furry day and I don't want to become a furry."
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On August 7th, you must find your nearest furry; be it online or in person. Request they make you a fursona, and help create a unique anthropomorphic animal character for you.
"Hey John! I heard it's Become a Furry Day, think you could help me make a character?"
"Hey Joe, sure thing, let's get you a ref sheet..."
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On November 30th, after beat a furry, hug a furry, and fuck a furry day, you are legally obligated to marry a furry. if you refuse to do so, there will be consequences. And it doesnβt matter who the furry is.
Furry: hey Dave, have you participated in fuck a furry day, hug a furry day, and beat a furry day?
Dave: well, uh, yeah..
Furry: Well today is Marry a furry day!
Dave: oh dear god no.
Furry: get ready for our marriage soon dear!
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