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after sex, i'd like to honor my beer by shoving one in my partner's ass
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google says its a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops. But i think its a wonderfull concoction made to escape the pressures of everyday life.
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For the alternative blackout.
Senator: Mr. Kavanaugh have you ever blacked out?
Brett Kavanaugh: I like beer. I didn't black out, I went to sleep.
one of the many poisons of our society, used by people to escape reality.
I just lost my job, I need a beer.
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Foul tasting liquid drank by fools trying to appear trendy or damage their bodies. When someone says "pick your poison" they're more correct than they realize.
Ethanol is a known toxin, depiste it's negative effects it is widely accepted as a bevarage because of silly, useless traditions.
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A bland, watery alcoholic drink helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
Michael- Dude I can't believe you slept with her! She's such an ugly slut... she's like 400 pounds too!
Chris- I had beer, what do you expect? It happens.
Nelly (at party)- well this party sucks. I'm leaving.
Sally (also at party)- wait I just got 3 6-packs!
Nelly- well hell yeah then I'll stay!
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Something that needs to be kept away from humans
Beer what else is there to say?
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