A type of dog that just looks like a skinny German Shepherd. in fact, many people call their Malinois a German Shepherd because they know the other person will have no idea what a Malinois is.
Person 1: "Woah! That German Shepherd is really skinny!"
Person 2: "Nope, that's just a Belgian Malinois."
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The act of taking a crap moments before some must take a shower in the same bathroom. Typically a tatic/ revenge against a roommate.
I knew my roommate had an 8 o'clock job interview so i woke up early, blitzed the bathroom, and gave him the belgian sauna.
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the most beautiful animal around, it's a cattle with mass-muscle buffs, these were naturally developed since birth.
crazy activist: OMG a cow on steroids stop breeding them!
belgian blue breeder: chill out man
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When engaged in anal sex, you lift your feet up and spin yourself around with your hands, transforming yourself into a helicopter blade.
I was doing the Belgian Helicopter last night and I almost took off.
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A ruse used by one nation as a false pretext for invading another, often but not always humanitarian in nature. Refers to the World War I propaganda put out by the Allies accusing the Germans of slaughtering Belgian babies.
The claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction was a Belgian baby; in reality, self-interest rather than humanitarian concern was the motivating factor.
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Absolutely shit weather. Can't get much worse then this. Constant rain, cloudy, depressive.
A: Look at the weather outside!
B: Yeah, welcome to Belgium!
A: Stupid Belgian Weather.
A person that loves to drink beer, especially strong beers, and/or Belgian beers.
You don't have to be from Belgium to be 'Belgian'.
Look at Gabriela, she Belgian. She really loves her Orval !