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1. The fat end of a penis
2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!
Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".
2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.
a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster
your such a bellender
The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
unit of measurement.
the table is 33 bellends in length.
katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"