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1. The fat end of a penis
2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!
Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
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1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".
2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.
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a silly billy, and nob head, a fool, prankster
your such a bellender
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The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
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unit of measurement.
the table is 33 bellends in length.
katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
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Repeatedly posting the same promotional message to many individuals on social networks. This is usually done by mentioning their Twitter username, followed by a plea to check out their project. Heavily discouraged and easily noticeable by scrolling down their previous posts.
"Did you see x bellending on Twitter last night?"